Exploding Ovaries

SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE!

2006-04-04T19:50:00.000-07:00

Hey musicians, here's your big chance! Link.

Britney Spears

2006-03-30T13:23:00.000-08:00

A Sculpture of Britney Spears is goign to open soon at a New York Art gallery. Check it out! It's totally naked! ... but with a horrible, horrible catch. Link.

Will Ferrel

2006-03-19T19:25:00.000-08:00

Make the switch. He did. Link.

Prepare to cry...

2006-03-08T19:39:00.000-08:00

WITH SHEER CUTENESS INDUCED JOY! Link.

Furry Crabs and High Temperatures

2006-03-08T18:59:00.000-08:00

COOL! Hairy-ish crabs that live near oceanic vents have been discovered! What'll they find down there next? Link.

Also, Lab guys have made a temperature on earth hotter than the heat from the center of the sun. I would like to think that this is true, but mabye their instuments just failed. Either way, still cool. Link.

Spumco

2006-03-07T21:03:00.000-08:00

Spumco lives! All thanks to internet archives! Joy! Link.

rESISTANCE iS fUTILE

2006-03-06T22:21:00.000-08:00

My Little Golden Book About Zogg. Pure. Unadulterated. Brilliance.

Funfact : I actually owned the orignal book! Link.

Hengbad Strikes Back

2006-03-06T22:00:00.000-08:00

Dad went to Cowtown the other day and picked me up a little gift."Sweet!" I thought, a pack of jumbo sharpies!
Checks out all right... But upon closer inspection...YES! Way better than i thought! Super Sharpies from Hengbad! The makers of Super Staunions! So folks, lets take a look at the high quality mech i just got my hands on...Mmmmm, Crooked labels, for that cocky, urban flair.
Oooh, festive, poorly molded and cut mexican lids! And if you think that is good, get a load of this!Yeah thats right! Look at the generous over poured, plastic molded pen body on the blue one! Aww BABY! Now this is why America needs more outsoucing. These are some primo bootleg markers. Thanks Dad!

Some 'isht i though i posted a while ago... and some new stuff

2006-02-24T12:25:00.000-08:00

So, i guess i'm a complete moron who can't run a blogger account correctly. I guess i didnt post the last 2 updates... and i don't rea my blog, so i didn't notice. Oh well. So here is some stuff that was cutting edge last week, and mabye some new hotness for this week.

First of all, Katamari Damacy is finally offerning a true and online sequel. Get ready for this one katamari-ites. Link.

Furthermore, my dad sent me this in an e-mail yesterday. So very zen. Link.

Also, as i sit and watch the olympics, i wonder, why is ice slippery? Link.

And here is a confusing but interesting article on the speed of light. Just reading it makes you feel like you accomplished something with your day! Link.

Cheny HUNGER FOR BLOOD!!

2006-02-12T17:39:00.000-08:00

Dick Cheny shot a guy. The Vice President fucking shot a guy! As much as I hate Cheny, man, that was an awesome Pat-Robertson-sized-balls move on his part. Huevos Grandisimos. Link.

(wow, i thought i hit post on this and the next one, but i guess i never did. A little [or a lot] outdated, but still, huge huev's)

Stephen Lynch - Love Song

2006-02-11T21:39:00.000-08:00

Stephen Lynch it up this Valentines day. Link.

my old man

2006-02-08T11:29:00.000-08:00

Scientists recently discovered a "Lost World" in indonesia, where no human being has lived. Ever. They discovered a lot of new species of animals, and took some pictures to boot. Link.

Also, you guys should check out my dad's blog. He's cool, and so is his blog. Link.

His website is pretty amazing too. Link.

Wasps Inject Venom and Create Zombie Roaches

2006-02-04T19:19:00.000-08:00

The title sums it up pretty well. The wasp venomizes the roach's brain and usues its antenne to point it towards the nest. Then, all hell breaks loose. How totally awesome is that. Link.

Cool

2006-01-27T21:02:00.000-08:00

Chris Engler made this in about 2 minutes just to illustrate a point. I love it. Link.

In a Picnic-y Mood, Feel So Good

2006-01-27T20:49:00.000-08:00

Finally, after hours upon hours spent joyfully rolling, someone has translated all of Katamari Damacy's songs form Japanese to English. I didn't think i coudl appreciate that game anymore, but with lyrics like, Ball it up and roll it around, I love you, always smile for you You're my only Love Moon, so we've gotta hang in there! Com-presssssion, com-presssSION!
How can you not love it more than you already did? Link.

A Haiku

2006-01-23T20:11:00.000-08:00

A robotic Pope?
Could this happen with science?
We can only pray.

I am a genius

2006-01-19T20:19:00.000-08:00

According to this, by me solving 19 of these, i am now a genius! ha ha! Soon, Lisa and i will have all of Woodstown's trains running on perfect Metric time. Link.

Manholes Ahoy

2006-01-18T21:01:00.000-08:00

Japanese manhole covers. Very cool. I want to stencil some and make them cool looking like these.

Link.

Cliche Post

2006-01-06T00:02:00.000-08:00

I found a flash animation i found quite amusing. Alex Belding e-mailed me it and said it reminded him of me. I kind of Understand that. Link.

Furthermore, i found a new Sega Genesis game in development. Looks pretty rad, chad. Link.

Also, here's a link that is mainly in here for Chris Jordan. You guys can check it out, but it's mainly for Chris. Link.

Finally, this is an everyday occurence in my house. (Link to the whole comic, which Serwan will probably enjoy.)

Tuesdays with Lincoln

2006-01-04T21:20:00.000-08:00

So last week me and mark-o polo went up to Waynesboro to visit April and her pal Lydia. We decided to chekc out Gettysburg, as I am a Lincoln Fanatic. Here's some pictures.

Here, you can see me and mark with Abe Lincoln and Brick, from the movie Anchorman.

Here, you can find Mark orally servicing Brick. Brick then proceeded to drink a lava lamp.

SUPER Staunions

2005-12-26T12:24:00.000-08:00

Yesterday for christmas, and sister Molly got me a pack of sharpies, as usual. (I do love the sharpies.) This year however, I got an even better suprise: Super Staunions. Lets take a look, shall we?
The box looks pretty regular on the outside, right? Take a closer look...
That doesn't say sharpie!

Holy crap, look at the fakes and the real ones. Sanford becomes hengbad, and the thick little V before Sanford is flipped upsidedown for Hengbad. They must've taken so much time in perfecting this knockoff. High quality. They are so close to the real thing. And for markers of all things? I can understand Tim's and Tims, but sharpies? Oh well. All in all, great work Hengbad.

A Very Katamari Christmas

2005-12-24T11:39:00.000-08:00

Holy crap. How awesome is my girlfriend. She has created the greatest pillow ever forged by mankind.

Boy, i bet the 1 in 20 people who understand what this is are green with envy. Link.

2000 fps

2005-12-22T21:54:00.000-08:00

Holy crap! Check out the videos of the stuff being shot by guns. Lovely.

The Soundtrack of The Season

2005-12-22T18:05:00.000-08:00

For the love of all that is Christmas, click this link. This is my personal soundtrack to the season, which is fading fast. The link has been in away messages of mine for a while, but i doubt you've clicked it. Hell, I dont click links in people's away messages. So now, sans away message, here is the link. Listen. Enjoy. Hark some Herald angels. Whatever get's your christmas rocks off.

In other news, did you know that The Darkness has a christmas song? It's called "Christmas Time" believe it or not. If you download Mp3's, that one is worth a listen.

Furthermore, the boys of Reverend Horton Heat, my favorite band you've never heard, have put out a christmas album, with some samples on their site.

Finally, Tenacious D and Sum 41 teamed up to do probably the greatest christmas song in the history of our lord and savior, santa claus.. err.. Jesus. The song doesn't sound like Sum41, so fret not haters of pop punk. It's just good old fashioned Tenacious D with rocking metal guitars and drums instead of Aucoustic guitars. The song is called "Things I want". If you limewire, bittorrent, IRC, or Kazaa, this song is a must have. I crapped my pants the first time I ehard it. (Sadly, while many of you may think this is a cliche exaggeration, I suffer from explosive giggle shit. It effects over 10000 people in New Jersey alone! Fight for a cure; end EGS!)

So basically, there are some tunes you should check out in the next... 4-ish days. Let them compell you towards christmas euphoria. Feliz Navidad!

Taste it

2005-12-22T17:57:00.000-08:00

Go on. Have a lick. Here's my blog full of all the tastiest tasties of the day. MP3's I like, crap i find on other websites, pictures i took or made, and perhaps some homebrewed beats and freestyle raps. Enjoy the utter tastiliaciousness bitches.